We interrupt this (ir)regularly scheduled program to bring you a public service announcement:
I’m here to help you win Christmas!
Over my years of working in retail/blogging about fashion/knowing men, I have heard so often a sad, resounding theme, “It doesn’t matter what I buy; she’s just going to take it back anyway.” And every time I hear it uttered, it is with such discouragement and total defeat that my heart breaks a little for the poor guy who has tried so hard!
So, I want to help. There are only 20 shopping days left til Christmas – fewer if you shop online – but that’s more than enough time to get a gift she’ll really love.
Before I explain how we can do this together, let me explain who I think might benefit most:
- Anyone who is tired of hearing “it’s the thought that counts” as they hand over the receipt
- Anyone who feels completely out of his element shopping for a picky wife/girlfriend/mom/sister/other female relative
- Anyone who hates malls – especially at Christmas time
- Anyone who is just really busy right now (or really lazy – no judgment)
- Anyone with a holiday party or other special event (interview, big date, wedding, etc.) coming up that doesn’t know what to wear
Notice, I said “anyone” – feeling lost at gift giving and shopping is a challenge that affects both sexes (although men seem to complain about it more).
So, how do we overcome this challenge? It’s really easy – let me shop for you! You give me a few details about who you are shopping for (I’ve got a survey all drawn up); what you are looking for (a full outfit, a nice sweater, jewelry), and your budget, and I’ll give you three choices on what to buy, so that you can still say you picked it out! (Don’t worry – they will all be approved by me, so you can rest assured there is no “wrong one” to pick).
I’ll then send you the ordering information, the guaranteed delivery by Christmas date, and return information…just in case. All you have to do is place the order and then wrap. Preferably not like this, my dad’s wrapping one year:
The best part is, I’ll do it for free! All I ask is that after she opens her new favorite gift on Christmas you write a review for me, ideally with pictures, so that one day I can charge money for this service.
So what do you think – have we got a deal?
To get started, or if you have any questions, please email me at tastefullytrendyATgmail. Of course, if you know me in real life, you can always send me a text or fb message. Looking forward to working with you!