Hey everyone! I haven’t updated you on my dating life in a while, and I thought it was about time I did.
Short version: nothing has changed. I’m still single. And, my friends still never tire of hearing my “hilarious” misadventures.
Long version: it’s not for lack of trying. I am one of those people who believes in making yourself available so God has opportunity to bring the right guy along. I don’t want to make it any harder on Him (or him) than it needs to be, so I go to church, hang out at Starbucks, go dancing, try all the online dating apps (currently, I have 5 on my phone…don’t judge). Yet, no luck.
Well, I shouldn’t say no luck…there is one particular demographic that LOVES me here in Georgia. I’ll give you a hint: they look great in stripes.
That’s right, y’all – I am a big hit with the inmates. A few months ago, I went to scope out a venue before a speaking engagement, and all the employees there were on work detail from the local prison. I had no idea, until a couple weeks later, word got back to me (by way of my boss…) that I had made quite an impression on the guys from Hall County Correctional Facility, prompting lots of jokes around the office about creating an InmatesOnly.com… (Little did anyone know that in college, my bestie and I had lamented the absence of Christian bad boys and came up with the obvious solution of starting a prison ministry. We were only half joking.)
It’s not just prisoners, though; I could also have my choice of all the men in rehab in my area – and there are plenty. They don’t tell you this in the brochures, but Gainesville is actually a big hub for drug rehab programs. On two separate occasions, I’ve been talking to a group of guys at the pool or lake, wondering how all these seemingly random people were friends, only to discover that they weren’t really, and they also didn’t sound drugged because their accents were so thick…they sounded drugged because, well, they were. The first time it happened, the guy told me they weren’t even supposed to be talking to girls. Oops!
So, that’s the update on my dating life in Georgia, guys. I’m basically the belle of the dysfunctional ball. Take from it what you will – discouragement on my behalf, encouragement that your life isn’t like mine, good medicine in the form of laughter at my expense. But, remember me the next time you meet a single man not in rehab/jail. At this point, that might be enough. (Just kidding. Kinda.)
And just for fun, today’s style challenge prompt is Red, White, and Blue – of course I wear patriotic clothing all the time (see my necklace below). But, this time, I’m paying tribute to the queen of angry relationship songs – Miranda Lambert. Fitting, I thought.
Are you in the dating scene now? How’s your jail pool looking? Non-incarcerated prospects? How much do you love my Miranda tank?! Let’s have a Friday chat to help the day go by! Whether you’re married, engaged, dating, or wading through the treacherous waters of being single like me – I hope you have a great weekend!